Logan: Mom, I'm "blond" out.
Mom: You're blond?
Logan: blend
Mom: blend? (I cannot decipher this word.)
Logan: (after several failed attempts) You know, when you are dead because of fire?
Mom: You're burned out?
Logan: Yep.
There was a nice puddle on the bathroom floor when I pulled Madison out of the bathtub tonight. During the interrogation, I learned that ARIEL had splashed while she was swimming. I told her to tell Ariel that if she splashed she couldn't take baths anymore. Madison and I then recounted the tale to Joe.
Joe: uh oh. Tell Ariel that she's going to get a spanking. (We don't spank, Joe likes to joke about spanking with the kids. If you know Joe, you understand.)
Madison: (Very serious) But dad, Ariel doesn't have a bottom. She has swimming things.
6 comments:
I guess Ariel is in luck then! How cute - I love the funny things kids say.
Hehe! I love how literal and smart Madison is. :)
Your kids are so funny. I love reading about the cute things they say.
too funny, i laughed out loud!
Your kids are so darn cute and funny! Thanks so much for the photo blog link! Truly appreciate it! Also, Joe might like this one.... i think it is something a lawyer would say. Tanner and gavin were playing and all of a sudden gavin said to tanner, "Tanner, state your problem." Anyway, no clue where he heard that, but it made me think of a lawyer and then i thought of you guys.
That is so funny! I love the things they say...and Happy 3rd birthday to Madison!
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