The things kids say

Logan, the teenager

This morning as we were getting ready for church Logan, our 5 year old, gave us a sneak preview of a decade hence by asking me bluntly, "Dad, why don't you know anything?"

Madison, the nurse

We gave Jeff Beachum a ride home following church. In the van, Madison took it upon herself to educate him: "Boys have penises."

Grant, the magician

Since Grant can't speak, he has to find other ways to communicate. He's developed a superb disappearing magic trick. He hides the first joint of his index finger deep in his nostril. All the time. He thinks that's the coolest thing since mom and dad left an open bag of chocolate chips out.